What the fuck
those aren’t smarties
They don’t even have chocolate inside
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
America you’re doing smarties wrong these aren’t smarties
I think your thinking of something else, smarties never had chocolate in them…
"Delicious milk chocolate in a crisp shell."
AMERICAN SMARTIES ARE TAINT.
REBUKE THE DEEVIIIILLLL.
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
When all you’ve got is nothing, there’s a lot to go around.
“i dont care about looks”
YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING
Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain
I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road.
And don’t drill holes in them or paint em. Its painful and toxic and you’ll make the poor things cry!
Our turtles love having their heads and chins scratched. And a light pat on their shells. No hits, or thumps. They love good pets, please pet them with love.
Shells are LITERALLY their backbone, imagine if someone thumped you hard on the spine. It would suck right? Don’t do it.
Also their shells are covered in a VERY thin layer of fingernail-like material called scutes. When you paint it, a) it’s very easy for the toxins in the paint to absorb into the turtle’s system and poison them, b) it cuts off circulation to the thin layer of living skin below the scutes, c) it deforms the shell because turtles, especially young turtles, grow rapidly and the paint will inhibit proper shell growth and d) prevents the turtle from absorbing necessary vitamin D from UV rays (you know, that stuff they need to live). NEVER EVER PAINT A TURTLE EVER.
can you imagine whats at the bottom of the ocean though
my huge ass meat slithering around the ocean floor swallowing and absorbing the secrets of the world
Do you ever look at what you type like do you ever actually evaluate what you have just written
When someone lies to you but you already know the truth